Super Tuesday in my universe

Super Tuesday in my universe. Chock full of sopa de res nuggets that even if I still smoked couldn't make up:

* Boys and Girls, raise your hand if you think satan's butt bitch Donnie Rumsfeld is just this side of criminally insane...or the.funniest.man.on.the.planet

* Mexicans are part of a triple alliance with Islamofascists and the Chinese to take over the United States..I knew it!

FolioWeekly, the alternative voice newspaper in Jax is sublime. Bubbling over with wonderful opinions and articles; too bad the website doesn't have the content online although i read this quote today and just had to share it...

POWER IS VESTED IN THE PEOPLE, AND THE PEOPLE ARE PROVING WEAK, LAZY, GULLIBLE, PASSIVE. (shelton hull)