"Try filling your medicine cabinet with marbles. Nothing announces a nosy partygoer more successfully than an avalanche of marbles striking a porcelain sink."

aaah!!! this lady is so fanfreakingfunny! i love her and her bro, David. she had me at jeri blank. i want to live in a world where there is an amy sedaris for every boy and girl. she makes this world an ok place.